aromantic john egbert wondering why everyone around him is getting together when there are cool battles to do and villains to defeat
aromantic john egbert having a “date” w/ vriska and thinking the whole time “is this how dates are supposed to go?? should i hold her hand?? what do i need to do?? is this even a date? why don’t i feel anything different
aromantic john egbert paling at the thought of having to marry rose and falling in love with her bc he already loves her but not how everyone around him seems to want him to
aromantic john egbert awkwardly asking karkat what romance actually iS bc he’s supposed to know stuff about it and wants to pull out his hair when he replies "you know. that feeling. you know it when it happens”
aromantic john egbert literally nEVER knowing bc he hasn’t ever felt like that and what if he never does and dave wants to ask him out should he say yes what if he does will they be dating what does that mean does he have to do anything different he thinks dave is attractive and they’re bros that should be enough right??
aromantic john egbert trying to imitate romantic things to be normal subconsciously and fooling himself into thinking he has a crush on vriska bc he’s supposed to bc doesn’t she like him?? isn’t that how it works??
aromantic john egbert
you’re reading homestuck? i love that comic. the way they just [clenches fist] stick all those homes

roxy v2.0
ITS BEEN 11 MONTHS SINCE THIS TRAVESTY
i decided to redraw it to celebrate!! WHOO IMPROVEMENT