emailmore:

i want to watch a movie

^ movieheads will surely understand this ^

inkskinned:

Obsessed with the old lady in the store I overheard say, “Well, you know me. I can’t resist a gnome”

bang0-vang0:

you’re in her dms. im her dungeon master and her best friend. we are not the same

doeberman:

if i ever tag a post w a character/couple that doest make sense just know that i have a rich inner world you could never hope to understand

gayspock:

youre out of slutch…………. im out of slime……………………….

reallyreallyreallytrying:

everyone’s got that one buddy who’s an imp who torments them with demonic energy

cheeso:

agitated girl: mike put the camera down

mike: He ha why its a home movey

ricstar:

goth people are load bearing members of our society

martyrdomism:

when it comes down to it everything is about ghosts except ghosts, which are about love

hungwy:

(Goes outside) oh God. It’s just like trees.com and bugs.com